How can you have a choir if you can't even play the guitar?
You know what we did when we were young!
Have you seen a gangster negotiate with someone while playing the piano?
Or engage in a street brawl with a guitar?
Forget it! I'll teach you how to play the drum.
Come on, we have no gift for music.
You want to be part of a band, right?
You said you met some guys under the flyover,
you should go to them.
I'd love to. But I offended them.
I called them beggars
and said they didn't know about music.
I don't think they like me.
If you're sorry, I'm sure they'll forgive you.
What can I do?
The Bible says, to win over Jews, you must become a Jew.
That's profound! Speak Cantonese, please?
It means to change yourself to narrow the gap between you.
That means to become one of them
and they won't reject you.
What's that?
Why are you dressed like that?
You turned me away because you said we're different.
Now we're the same.
Want to jam some music?
Is this a challenge?
We'll show him!
In my life, I love singing.
I want my voice to soar.
In my life, hardships have brought about many of my dreams!
In my life, there's singing everywhere I go.
In my life, I try to find my direction in stormy weather.
Happiness grows with the sound of the piano.
Joy and sorrow turn into songs of the heart.
So many desires, so many echoes...
In my life, I love singing.
I want my singing to soar!
In my life, I find no sadness and distress...
no sadness and distress...Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
I've never had this much fun before.
Why did you come here to jam with us?
Because I like your music.
You like our music?
That's why you come down here dressed like that?
Yes and it's worth it!
I sense bitterness and trouble in your music,
as if you're struggling against untold hardships.
That's exactly how I feel!
You're all so talented! What happened?
Don't ask! We have all done something.
Wong Lui-koon was a junkie.
Yes, just like in the government API,
"Stand firm, say no to drugs."
What are you taking now?
Sweets! I quit drugs a long time ago.
Just like he quit gambling too.
That's right? You want a bet?
To see if I have really quit?
What about you? What have you done?
I know! You were an alcoholic!
Wrong! I'm still an alcoholic. Cheers!
I heard you used to be an artiste.
Can I have your autograph?
Sign it!
Tell me, what have you done?
Commercial fraud, I specialise in forging signatures.
Give it back!
I'm only keeping it as a souvenir.
Now you know why we're sleeping under a flyover.
What about your family?
We're too ashamed to see them.
Let's take a picture of us.
Sure! Can we jam music again?
Sure!
Come on! Yeah!
OK! Ready...1, Z, 3...
No underwear! Strip him...
Good morning!
Why are you standing there?
Don't you have to work?
How do you like sleeping under the flyover?
Is being a beggar a part-time job or a hobby?
Enough of this shenanigan! It hurts!
Why did the picture go to print?
Quit your act! This is obviously a selfie,
and you circulated it yourself.
You're so good at playing innocent.
The reporter was right. You can make a comeback with this.
Good luck! Yo!
Did you see the newspaper?
No, what's the big scoop?
Mario? How did this happen?
What else? A loser will always be a loser.
But he was doing OK at the supermarket.
Someone like him won't settle for a job in a supermarket.
He has changed for the better.
Wait! Did that crazy fan cost him his job?
This is mine!
I want beef!
Put in enokitake after the beef.
I want meatballs!
There are plenty!
Enokitake...
Here comes the leading man!
Hurry! We saved you some beef!
Why are you having hotpot?
Thanks to your Boss!
We sold our picture to the newspaper for $500.
You sold my picture for $500?
Isn't that a good deal?
We get paid. You get the headline.
You're a star.
You need exposure now and then.
But not like that!
I'm not a star. I don't want to be a star.
You don't like your picture in the paper?
I don't care about me. People will say I'm trying to draw attention.
But what about you?
What's about us?
Exactly!
Now everyone knows you sleep under the flyover.
That's great! With more supporters, we can make more money.
We can have hotpot again.
I love hotpot!
Have you no fighting spirit?
You're all gifted musicians,
if you're willing,
the so called singers will be sidelined.
But you're so short-sighted,
you only care about having hotpot.
The meatball is ready!
It's mine!
You want to be losers for the rest of your lives?
What are you doing?
Stop! That's our hotpot...
Go away!
Why do you want to be losers?
Go away!
Don't you have a dream?
There must be something you want to do.
Every musician has a dream.
But it's a dream that can’t be realised.
Talk is cheap! Get back on your feet and give it a shot!
What's your dream? I'll do whatever I can.
I want our own song!
I want everyone to hear our song!
To see we have made amends.
I want to see my wife and son.
Is this your dream? Yes!
I promise I'll do my best to make your dream come true.
Go for it!
Go for it...
Mario!
What are you doing here?
You made C1 headline.
I came looking for you. What gives?
You can’t be seen in a place like this!
You must stay away from me.
Don't let the reporters catch you with me.
You're very considerate!
Don't say these things!
You should go! I have to run!
Let me give you a ride.
No, I'll take the bus! Get going!
He's so different now, mature and prudent.
Before we begin, let's look at the pictures from the last gathering.
Mark down the number of the pictures you like,
I'll get you copies.
Copies? In this day and age?
Exactly! Let's share that in a group.
What's a group?
You don't know? No!
Do you know, Dad?
Of course! It's something you boil with snow fungus.
That's red dates.
It's OK, let me help you...choose a picture.
This one...
Never mind, I'll post them all.
If we don't have to pick pictures,
let's get started with our gathering.
Come sit over here...
Reverend, how long will this take?
About Z hours. Is that OK?
I'm not doing anything.
I'm not busy either, right?
Me neither!
But...I have something to do!
I still have to pack,
I'm going to Africa tomorrow.
Africa? Yes!
For how long?
I don't know yet, it depends.
Someone is waiting for me over there.
I don't know the arrangement until I land.
It's OK, you're always welcome at the Check Out Church.
That's right!
In that case, perhaps I should go now.
Alright!
I'll walk you out!
No thanks! Sit down!
I'll see you when I get back, bye!
Watch your step...
Bye!
Dad, order anything you want. My treat.
No, I have no appetite.
The gathering made you lose your appetite?
What are you talking about?
Quit your act, I'm your sun!
Don't tell me you don't fancy Barbara.
So what if I do?
Go after her! Are you scared?
Am I such a coward?
Is it because of me?
Nothing happened between us!
I know!
Because you don't make enough money,
you think you're not worthy of her?
Is that what you think of me?
Quite!
It's just that...
At my age,
it's inappropriate to start a relationship.
You mustn't waste any time.
You'll lose your chance if you drag your feet.
If she decides to settle down with an African,
you'll be crying like a baby.
I used to call her Baby,
but I don't mind calling her Mom from now on
Stop fidgeting! You need a sign from Him?
What kind of sign is it?
Wu Gai, let me ask you something...
What's one thing that's least likely to happen to you?
Simple! No one has ever given me money to spend (wash).
Sorry, I dropped a $100 note into your soup.
Can you fish it out and wash it for me?
Reverend Ma, I have money to wash!
I'll wash it right away!
This can’t be happening.
Is this a coincidence or a sign from Him?
Are you OK, Reverend?
I think there's something wrong with you.
Come here, everyone. Reverend Ma is not feeling well!
What's wrong, Reverend?
What is it?
Headache? Are you alright? A cold? Is it your leg?
I only want to ask you something.
In this supermarket, what do you think is least likely to happen?
A raise!
Getting paid for doing nothing.
I think...The least likely event in this supermarket,
is for Peter to have a suitor.
Shut up!
That's true!
What are you saying, Fatso?
Where is Mr Pei-tak?
It's Miss Pei-tak!
You have flowers.
Vivienne feels like she's in a dream.
Exactly! Someone sent Peter flowers?
Is Peter dating someone?
I told you not to send me flowers.
What's wrong with sending flowers to my girlfriend?
Dumpling is your boyfriend?
Why not?
Don't get huffy!
What's wrong with us dating?
Reverend, I meant to tell you
but I'm afraid you wont approve of me dating someone without faith.
I'm yours already, I'll believe in what you believe.
I feel so blessed.
I'm so relaxed now that we've let people know about our relationship.
I want us to go on a date right now!
But we're working!
We can date while we work.
Great!
Let's go over there! Great!
We can date while we work?
Let's go to the back!
Again? Come on!
Come on...Give me a sure sign!
Go for it!
Is this your sign? In Cantonese, no less?
I said go for it! Stop looking around.
What if I get her?
Then eat her!
That's not very nice.
You're such a useless bird,
you don't appreciate the fresh grasshoppers I'm giving you.
I should have sold you.
Don't let a good thing get away!
Thank you!
Ba...
You're looking for me?
NW-yes!
Why didn't you call me?
Right!
You seem a bit lost.
You said you're leaving.
Reverend, I'm boarding the plane soon.
Say what you came here to say.
But don't ask me to stay as they do in films because I won't.
At our age, we should not play guessing games like children.
Just say so if you're interested.
Right! I think too much and worry too much.
It's actually a simple thing to say.
But I guess it's too late now.
Why?
You said you're going to Africa
and didn't know how long you'd stay
or what has been arranged.
See? Men are so careless!
What do you mean?
I'm going to Africa to visit the children I have sponsored.
That's why someone is waiting for me.
I don't know the arrangement
because I want to sponsor a few more.
I see.
That's it!
Where's your luggage? I'll carry it for you.
It's on the plane!
Don't look for something to do.
If you really want to help me,
help out at the restaurant if you can.
Right...
Why are you sweating?
Did you run?
Iran and walked and ran...
You're a mature man, behave like one.
Don't become unhinged over something petty.
Or it'll count against you!
I hope to see a normal you when I get back.
I should go, bye!
But you're quite cute.
Ching-man, just now...
Mom!
What are you doing? Running form home again?
I...
Did Lam Tsoi-yeh put you to it?
No, he told me not to. It's my decision.
Why?
I really want to be with him.
I'm a big girl now,
can you let me decide my own future?
Can you stand to leave this family? And me?
No, but I don't want to leave Lam Tsoi-yeh.
That means there's only one way to make you stay?
Mom!
You can be with him on one condition.
I'll agree to anything as long as I can be with him.
Thanks, Mom!
The thanks I get for raising a daughter!
Dad! Mom! I need your help.
That usually leads to something bad.
I need to borrow money.
You're right, Lan! What for?
To get married.
Even if you need to borrow money,
don't use such an absurd excuse.
If you're really getting married,
I won't lend you the money, I'll give it to you.
Really, Dad? I'm really getting married.
How much will you give me?
If you are, I'll show my hand.
If you're really getting married, I'll give you my entire fortune.
Thank you! I'm so touched! Thank you...
Lam Tsoi-yeh, my Mom doesn't object,
we can finally get married.
That's great! My family is very supportive,
they promised to give us all their money.
Really?
Thank you!
From their facial expressions, body language and outpouring emotions,
I think this is for real.
Do I really have to pay him?
You showed your hand. He cleaned you out.
Chai Ching-man, we can officially get married!
But wait...Mom wants you to discuss the terms with her at the Association.
Do you realise the influence of the Association in this neighbourhood?
The guy on the bike is Fat Wah,
he owns a wonton noodle shop at the corner.
His patron owns the dried seafood store across the street.
That store is a subsidiary of the boxing club upstairs.
And the boxing club is in charge of recreation and security of the whole street.
Hold it, are you finished?
I'm explaining the simple power distribution on this street.
I have yet to map out how this district affects the whole of Kowloon.
We're treading onto enemy turf to discuss the wedding.
I'll be there the whole time to ensure nothing goes wrong.
They're from the Elite Party.
Escalate to Level 4 alert.
They're about to take action!
We'll be in danger if we don't do anything.
Call for back up! Yes!
Something is not right! Full alert, everyone!
Stop!
They're here to propose marriage.
What?
We came here today,
to discuss wedding plans for Ching-man and Lam Tsoi-yeh.
I Object!
Everyone knows they come from very different backgrounds.
Their marriage would signify an allegiance between our parties.
Milk tea and coffee are completely different
But we have a drink called Yinyeung.
Lam Tsoi-yeh, what are you willing to pay in order to marry Ching-man?
Why don't you name your terms?
Since we're paying for the banquet and all other expenses,
naturally, we get to call the shots.
80 of the 100 tables at the banquet will be resewed for the bride's family.
The remaining 20 tables on the sides will be for the groom's side.
What? That's outrageous!
That's not fair! Where does that leave us?
This is the menu, you can take a look.
Fujian fried rice and suckling pig,
Fujian fried rice and shark's fin...
Shark's fin?
Shark's fin is basic at a banquet.
No way!
You're not paying for it. You have no say!
We never said we're not paying.
Can you pay for anything?
You bet! We have a perfect wedding plan.
We intend to have 100 tables.
We'll split them 50/50 between the bride and the groom.
Here's the menu. You may take a look.
It's in English! Who can read that?
What game are you playing...
Calm down! These are traditional French, Italian and Spanish wedding dishes,
for example red wine, foie gras and parma ham.
What? You cant have a wedding banquet without a suckling pig!
Exactly! After all, we're Chinese...
Actually...Italians have suckling pig,right?
Right! Spanish have fried rice too.
We can give in on the menu, but not...
You mean the betrothal money?
The talk of money is tacky!
What do you want?
A street.
In every district where the Elite Party has dominance
throughout Hong Kong, Kowloon and the New Territories.
We want you to hand over a street to the Association,
where you can no longer hang any banners or have any activities.
Why should the Party cede any territory just because I'm getting married?
It's just a few streets. No problem!
Deal! Deal!
I like your decisiveness!
We're OK if you're OK.
But...
What matters is we can come to an agreement.
We're very easy going.
We won't dwell on the details.
Let's stick to what we agreed today.
Good! I'm glad you don't object.
Thank you all for coming!
It's nothing but a warm up exercise.
We'll meet again on the wedding day!
Good! We'll see... We'll see...
(Lam Tsoi-yeh) (Chai Ching-man)
(Best wishes from the bridal party)
Love you forever!
May you have many many kids...
I wish you...
Strong and virile!
I don't know what to say!
I hope your kids are pretty like me!
Bravo! But no more games!
Do it while you can!
The strongest family ever!
Are you sure? All the best!
(Touching moments)
Honey, here I come! I love you!
Come on, boys!
Where is she?
Come on out...
It won't be easy to get past the martial arts experts.
Name your price!
Hold your horse! Let's hear it from our supremo...
Old Mrs Chai...
How can I pick up the bride?
The usual...a red packet at the door.
I have prepared one that contains $99,999.
No, it's from me to you.
How nice!
99,999 is not in dollars.
But flyers for Fujian Fried Rice Association
We have 99,999 flyers
you have an hour to give them out in your electoral district.
That's not funny!
Do it or forget it!
That's too much!
We'll see how much he loves you.
What if he won't do it?
What?
It's not too late to call it off!
What?
(I love Fujian Fried Rice Association)
Please support Fujian Fried Rice Association
One for your Dad and one for your Mom.
Please support...
Please support Fujian Fried Rice Association
Show your support...
Please support Fujian Fried Rice Association
Please support Fujian Fried Rice Association...
Done!
Just in time!
Let the fun begin!
What now?
The usual...Sing for the bride!
I'm ready!
From beginning to end...
Shut up!
Touch wood! You always make the same mistake
Which is?
Why do you always sing Love is Eternal at a wedding?
Don't you know this is a song dedicated to a dead wife?
Manager Ko, you always sing this song for your wife.
Yes, I always sing this for my dead wife.
I prepared the song for you!
What song is that?
The Association anthem.
Fujian... Fried Rice!
Fujian Fried Rice Association, the Association...
Fujian Fried Rice...the Association
Fujian Fried Rice Association!
Bravo!
Good!
Done? You may go pick up the bride!
Yeah...
Not sure when this storm will end.
If we're to meet again in our next life,
will we be able to recognise each other,
when we don't have anything to remind us?
Forgive me, I didn't care enough and was just too unruly...
(Ching-man & Tsoi-yeh)
The bride's side or the groom's?
We're with the Elite Party!
We're with Fujian Fried Rice!
Elite Party!
Fujian Fried Rice!
Elite Party!
Hold on!
Please sign here...
What game are you playing?
What are you doing?
Hold it!
There's no need to fight. We have 2 albums.
This one for the groom...
This one for the bride!
Watch your gang closely!
Don't let them start any trouble!
Of course! They are high-bred.
But I can't speak for others who came here to start trouble.
That's all for now!
I'm exhausted! Are you tired?
Yeh! Ching-man!
Dad! Mom!
Father! Mother!
I put your things in the bride's room.
Here's the key.
You must obey their house rules and behave yourself.
Mom, I'm getting married.
After you get used to a life of luxury,
we can move in with you.
We don't ask for much.
Just a suite with balcony, preferably with seaview.
Better yet, a maid and a chauffeur.
What am I carrying for you, Sis? It's heavy!
We're invited to a banquet,
obviously we need to bring a gift.
Please sign here...
Gold bars? No wonder it's heavy!
Why didn't you write a cheque?
A cheque has no substance!
It's pure gold!
I wish we can spend each night taking a stroll hand-in-hand.
That's not too difficult.
But we snuck out for so long.
It's time to head back.
Wait till after the fireworks.
I always feel like I'm in a dream when I watch the fireworks.
But I sense the smell of gunpowder.
Of course, that's what fireworks are made of
I'm talking about the tension between our parties.
It's so beautiful!
Welcome to this romantic venue
to take part in Mr Lam Tsoi-yeh and Miss Chai Ching-man's wedding.
We're the MCs for tonight.
I'm Kwok Po, the bride's ex-boyfriend.
Such overwhelming response!
Hello, I'm your host Vivienne.
I'm the bride's ex's current girlfriend.
How about a round of applause?
Let's do the usual bit
and take a stroll down the couple's memory lane.
(Lam Tsoi-yeh/Chai Ching-man dream wedding)
Bravo!
(Then they fell in love...)
(The End)
That's all?
The fact is they were secretly dating and did not take any pictures.
It's getting late,
let's invite the bride and groom to come in.
Yes...
What's this?
The bride's side wanted it.
Playing this song is meant to liven up the party.
Looks like everyone is anxious
and has brought their own fruit.
Rest assured the banquet will start soon.
For good luck, the bride's family picked the last song,
now we'll play the song picked up the groom's family.
We can start eating as soon as the newly-weds make their entrance.
Music!
Not sure when the storm will end.
If we see each other in our next life,
will we be able to recognise each other
when we don't have anything to remind us?
Forgive me for not cherishing you...
Let the newly-weds cut the cake.
It's time for them to exchange cups for a love toast.
After this drink,
they're no longer Lam Tsoi-yeh and Chai Ching-man.
What do you call them?
Mr& Mrs Lam!
Both parties came to give their blessings to the newly-weds.
We really can't do without either party!
The key is...we have suckling pig tonight.
Start sewing...
Let's invite the newly-weds up here to say a few words.
Lam Tsoi-yeh, the Elite Party!
I wish to thank my family and the neighbours
Thank you for coming and enjoy the food.
Let the bride say a few words.
Fujian Fried Rice Association, for you, for him, for the community!
Thank you!
Well said, isn't it?
Now let's have a toast!
Wait! I want to say something else.
Whether you're from the Elite Party or the Fujian Fried Rice Association,
I wish to thank you for joining us tonight.
It hasn't been easy to have you all sit back to enjoy the party quietly.
Just like it hasn't been easy for Ching-man and I to get married.
I know there are people who don't like me,
but I truly love Ching-man.
If you love Ching-man too,
I promise, I'll take good care of her.
This is the one thing I can do today.
Thanks for coming. Here's a toast to you!
Bravo!
My brother, I love to play, travel and go to the cinema with you.
From day to night, full of surprises,
it's simply the best.
Can't be too naughty or too well-behaved.
I don't mind getting in trouble hand-in-hand
If someday you want to get married and have kids,
don't forget that pair of old shoes.
My brother, I love being with you.
I'm angry but can’t help praising you.
From day till night, we had so much fun.
As a friend and a pal, you're the best!
I thought you couldn't make it, Sis!
I must, you're getting married!
Honestly, I didn't want you to get married so soon.
I was the only child for as long as I could remember.
But since you came home,
I realised I've been fortunate to have a brother to look after me.
I don't want you to go.
I don't want you to get married so soon and leave this family.
But when I see how happy you are
and how hard you try to build your own family,
I feel that I must wish you the best!
Sis!
I hope they'll give us a grandchild soon!
A grandchild? How much does he make?
He can barely support a wife!
I know what to do. I'll give them something,
especially if they give us a grandson.
Daddy, I've been with you for so long,
but Ching-man just came home.
How can you give her anything so soon?
I think it's so unfair!
You have squandered enough of my fortune.
Your sister has yet to spend a dime!
It's only fair I give her something.
What if I have children?
Someone irresponsible like you?
Fine! I'll give you money to raise children.
Before I have any kids,
I can't let my sister have any either.
Let's have a drink on this happy occasion.
Sure!
Tsoi-yeh, I'm toasting you with these.
I'll do it.
That's a toast to my brother-in-law,
it's none of your business.
Toasting the groom is like toasting the Party.
As the President, I should drink them.
Cheers!
Awesome!
Have another round!
They look quite deadly! Let me...
Bravo! Bravo!
Awesome! Great!
He has people drinking for him
I'll deal with him after I eat shark's fin.
I want shark's fin.
My brother won't allow that.
No shark's fin on such a happy occasion?
I wish Shirley were here!
There's enough of her to go around.
Shirley? What are you talking about?
Shirley is a big and tasty shark.
It's funny she gave herself a name!
Too bad I ate the whole thing!
You ate Shirley?
Honey!
Don't fight!
You ate Shirley!
Tsoi-yeh! Tsoi-yeh!
Calm down!
Honey, please don't be mad at my brother.
Everyone is having a good time.
Look! You have guests to congratulate you.
Honey, it wasn't easy we got to this day,
you have to be happy today!
Alright! I'll listen to my wife. We'll have fun tonight!
Great!
Let's take a picture! Ready...smile!